Wednesday, February 02, 2005


If i didn't have any teeth, and I wanted a fruity treat, then i'd eat some apple sauce; especially if i was really old. i really don't even care if it looks like snot, it would be a good source of vitamin C and it would slide down my throat really easy. i wouldn't eat any jello... which brings me to a 2nd point. what the hell is up with jello.. it looks all light and bouncy and fun, and it comes in fruit flavors that are cool and wonderfully appealing. but the sad sick thing is that nobody realizes that gelatin comes from animal skin and cartilage being boiled down to a gel, then being dehydrated into powder form. Sooooo what I'm saying is that the next time you see a commercial for smooth cool, and bouncy jello... think of a big cow hide being boiled... it makes that big luscious cube of strawberry jello that much better... I GUARANTEE!! Posted by Hello

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